May 1,024 rabid Colonel Sanders have an affair with withered sloppy joes beside your dreaded ass.
May a baker's dozen of kleptomaniac maniacs go bar hopping with some over-friendly peanut butter using only your silly putty.
May an unknown amount of wet extra-terrestrials invest in earlobes in the vicinity of your hotel minibar.
May a harem of lice infested Fraggles flirt with trail mix while hiding out in your favorite penile implants.
May 25,000,000 gullible door to door salesmen view a porno called Debbie Does air fresheners while rummaging through your under-appreciated thingy.
May a plethora of soaking nazis develop the cure for cancer from diced Captain Crunch above your diseased swimming pool.
May 4 bewildered world leaders maul genitals while polishing your diseased sweat socks.
May a mob of mentally deficient Monty Python fanatics use the Vulcan Jenga pieces Pinch on party poopers while performing a drive-by-shooting on your freakin' huge knockers.
May 32 infamous Dunkin' Donuts owners get busy on ranch dressing around your moistened love slave... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
May an imaginary number of scuzzy trolls fall in love with carp while licking your bat guano.
May a quartet of retarded extra-terrestrials play "hide the crack pipes" with wet cement in an evil parallel universe of your hotdog.
May a hogshead of languid retards apply dangerous voltage to chicken mcnuggets while tinkering with your mom's silly putty.
May a few impotent Regis Philbins take a pee on pot in the vicinity of your gerbil's scalp.
May a barrel of genetically cloned five-assed Mr. Hankeys break out a can of whoop ass on pepperonis outside your gigantic forehead.
May an imaginary number of mutant Bob Zimmerman Ford rip-off service staff members give the Heimlich to party poopers behind your fat rolls.
May 128 nomadic McDonalds employees remark "Oops, I crapped my pants" to Jenga pieces after setting fire to your cracked wazoo.
May 411 gullible cats slam down hot candle wax while performing a drive-by-shooting on your doctor's Waffle-beef jerky.
May one million Swahilli nazis exclaim "Oh yeah? You and what army!?" to Jenga pieces while standing on your moldy sweatshop employees.
May one million nomadic dead baboons paint a picture of beer inside your petrified cake hole.
May 7 sad people named "dr. cowardly" do a wink-wink nudge-nudge to easter eggs inside your dad's labia majora.
May 911 moldy Elvis impersonators puke up banana peels after smelling Burt Reynolds by your cucumber.
May an overabundance of furious heart surgeons whip spatulas after hearing a loud *pop* coming from your 250 year old cucumber, so to speak.
May you witness dyslexic Mikes dillute nipples within your frozen cake hole.
May a crate of freaky Iowa Hawkeye Football Players declare bankruptcy after investing in 2 tons of fish balls while fending off your imaginary fonics monkey.
May 256 nymphomaniac Amway Salesmen moisturize mucus while rummaging through your prostate.

Insulter v2.0 BETA 6 by Mike Newman
Words by Ted Harapat, Mike Newman, and others

# of combinations: 95,866,127,380,429,568


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