May a shitload of tanked crocodile hunters eat at the famous "House of fire ants (aka "bloated a gravel pile")" and order fish balls while wizzing on Geoge W Bush's helicopter.
May an unknown amount of futuristic wedding singers poke themselves in the eye with Count Chocula (aka "flaccid drano") while fending off your gelatinous sweat socks.
May an english quart of impotent taxi drivers be declared the king-burial urns-distributers in Kentucky for the last 12 years to pieces of driftwood all over your gelatinous porcelain god.
May a truckload of bloated managers rise up against iMacs while wizzing on your shriveled up family jewels.
May you witness free-loading single mothers distribute flyers warning about the dangers of piss using only your mysterious knockers.
May 42 uninhibited Bob Zimmerman Ford rip-off service staff members enjoy a meal of roasted barbeque sauce topped with a dash of scantily clad women under your ingrown head.
May 25,000,000 flattened Pizza-Hut waitresses take a pee on shrunken heads underneath your moistened bottle of maple syrup.
May three bazillion diseased Enron executives explode the Taco Bell dog while standing on Ted's gazebo.
May a herd of flaccid heart surgeons trip over eggnog after pledging allegiance to your gelatinous van down by the river.
May three bazillion quasi-evil spacemen puke up motivational speakers after smelling saltines all over your Stuffed Crust Pizza.
May one million futuristic youth ministers develop the cure for cancer from diced cigarettes while polishing your pet wooly mammoth.
May 50 billion Hispanic aerobics instructors crossbreed with sickly buffalo wings while defecating on your rug burnt shorn scrotum.
May a crate of fantastic mexican jumping beans build up a tolerance to your neighbor while playing twister with your enlarged skull.
May a molar quanity of French Yodas tell "Yo Mamma's So midget" jokes to Satan after having to amputate your dad's treehouse.
May 777 radioactive porn stars crack Vanilla Ice music all over your under-appreciated revolving door.
May 32 fluid ounces of single eskimos erect Spam after having a "bad experience" with your nutroll.
May 62 hairy ninjas cry about the current state of zebras behind your doctor's decapitated head.
May a molar quanity of midget telemarketers exclaim "Geezum!" to sausages while kicking your ingrown porcelain god.
May a barrel of nearsighted spacemen shave urinal cakes while licking your Swedish nutroll.
May 512 nuclear Fraggles suck the life out of Spam below your crooked bum.
May 256 ditzy woodchucks watch "When members of The Village People go bad!" on Fox while they seduce pepperonis after genetically cloning your favorite blue and red tights.
May a plethora of diabetic pizza delivery boys perform a lapdance on whale blubber out from underneath your dad's fat rolls.
May you have nightmares in which sex-crazed extra-terrestrials shout "Holy benwa balls, Batman!" to jelly beans while sniffing your twig 'n berries.
May plenty of wild husbands play spin the bottle with nipples over your 250 year old prosthetic forehead.
May 911 withered mexican jumping beans flog weasels after abducting your crusty Egg McMuffin.

Insulter v2.0 BETA 6 by Mike Newman
Words by Ted Harapat, Mike Newman, and others

# of combinations: 95,452,911,314,134,608


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